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The insanity that occurs in the general public when frozen flake-shaped water is predicted to fall from the sky. Normally, the correct response when hearing about snow is to drive immediately to your nearest grocery store and buy 400 gallons of water and enough milk, bread, and eggs to feed a small sovereign nation, because obviously 1/4 inch of snow equals the next 100,0000-year-long ice age, and obviously with the glaciers ringing your doorbell, you won't be able to go anywhere!
Snow hysteria is a common occurence in Texas; has been known to be spotted elsewhere (New Jersey & Pennsylvania specifically).
Person 1: Jesus, why does this supermarket look like Times Square on NYE?
Person 2: Oh, they predicted 1/4 inch of snow, thus the snow hysteria.
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When someone cums in your mouth, you go to kiss them and spit it back into their mouth.
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When you're banging a girl from behind, she's holding onto the headboard, and you knock her arms out from under her, her head plows into the headboard, just like a snowplow hits the road.
Dude, I just snow plowed this chic last night.
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"Hustlaz be gettin doe by pitchin dat kitchen snow" - SouloCutz, 2008
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I watched Snow Day last night and it was the stupidest movie ever. Chevy Chase was not funny.
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A bitch who will do anything for powdered cocaine.
That guy's got a ton of money, and even more drugs, but the only bitches he can get are snow hoes. They'll leave as soon as he runs out of coke.
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It is similar to "making it rain", except that instead of throwing dollar bills, one is so rich that they are able to throw diamonds. In effect, making it snow. Diamonds can be substituted for a large quantity of cocaine.
Making it rain is for poor folk, I make it snow.
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