japanese hat trick

an act that involves copulating, slaughtering, and consuming your meal in one sitting. Originated in Tokyo at a restaurant that specialized in this experience using various animals (e.g. dogs, pigs).

Bob's Omakase sushi dinner pailed in comparison to the Japanese hat trick he pulled

with a Black Wagyu bull the night before.

Japanese Bumble-wasp

One of them big old fuckers that looks like a bumble bee, but has a big old stinger and is mad at the world. ( and it doesnt just smack into shit when it lands, it hovers like an aircraft)

Its not a bee, its one of them big old Japanese bumble-wasps

Japanese whiskey gav

Japanese whiskey Gav got served too much Japanese whiskey by a non Japanese waitress then shines a bright lamp into peoples faces as a spotlight believing he’s a new reporter/interviewer and asks them same questions over and over just enough to give everyone the shits and Gav gets told to go to sleep but Japanese whiskey Gav had a great time.

hey! look over there is that a lamp or Japanese whiskey Gav

japanese jumping jacks

When a woman does jumping jacks topless.

I would love to see her do some Japanese Jumping Jacks.

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland

The Japanese Occupation of Snowland is a lesser known period of imperial history, but with equally as devastating short-term and long-term impacts. The indigenous citizens of Snowland, usually peaceful, were forced to submit to the strength of the Japanese military. Throughout the occupation, citizens were taxed unrealistically, beaten, and in many cases, removed from their homes altogether. Several rebellion movements occurred by local militias throughout the period, but none were successful. At the end of the occupation, Snowland was set back centuries in terms of innovation and progress, and is still considered a heavily undeveloped region in today’s world.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Japanese Occupation of Snowland?
Person 2: Indeed I have. Pour one out for the lives lost during those tragic times.

Japanese Milk Sandwich

When a Woman has multiple Men Cum an her body at once, then a man puts his penis inside of her vagina and lays on top of her.

Alex had a japanese milk sandwich with Lacee.

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Japanese Tsunami Relief

A sex position involving chopsticks, a pitcher of water, a lemon wedge and three pistachios.
While in the doggy position the girl inserts the chopsticks into her ears. The guy grabs on to them like motorcycle handles.
After the guy ejaculates the woman takes the chopsticks and uses them to squeeze the lemon wedge into her eye making her squint. Then the guy dumps the pitcher of water on her.
It ends with the guy saying "deal with it. i'm not writing a check but I guess you can have these pistachios."

Logan: bro what's up with your chick's eye.
Jalen: well i gave her a little japanese tsunami relief last night.
Logan: that's nice brah did she eat the pistachios?
Jalen: you know it

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