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A wiggers that has long curled up hair thats shaved it off recently that now looks like an iguana
Christopher From RBD has major jewish pubic hair
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when a man cums in a girls buthole then licks it out spits on his dick and has sex with her
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A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!
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A school that used to be religiously Jewish, but now barely gives a shit about Jewish holidays. They now make students work on Jewish holidays (Since apparently, Christian holidays are superior). Some AP classes have unrealistic requirements (most college classes are easier than some AP's there, history being one of them). You can't really call it a Jewish school since the majority of the students and faculty aren't Jews. Tuition costs an absurd 50k+ every year. Although most of the kids there are pretty chill, don't go there if you truly want to go to a Jewish School.
Random person: Hey What School do you go to?
Another person: I go to Kehillah Jewish Highschool.
Random person: Yeah that place ain't really Jewish anymore.
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The process of putting an oxygen mask on someone and farting inside. So much to the point they suffocate.
Yo he was being a dick so I gave him a Jewish Gas Chamber
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A mockery of the saying "Mexican Jumping Bean". Some attempt to make another crappy jewish joke.
Bob: Hey look, a jewish jumping bean.
Everyone near bob: Haha.. no.
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When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a jew, hes probably 8th jewish. Chances are they are actually just jewish, And want to be able to pretend to like bacon and show generosity when its convenient for them. These types are never wrong, in any discussion, concerning anything, Often discovering entirely new revelations such as: "I'm totally sure 5-meo-DMT is the extracted pure form of DMT" or
"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.
You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?
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