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A person who researches and memories a lot if random details that are literally irrelevant to anything in daily life; also known as Tammy Marie.
True to her information junkie reputation, Tammy Marie said to him, "Oh, I just read about that new booty workout online yesterday."
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Someone who runs themself into the ground at work in the (sometimes misguided) grand persuit of a little extra credit on their flexi-time record. These people usually arrive in the office at 0700 and leave at 1800, normally sporting a pale and nervous disposition
Office Worker 1: "Why are you working so late?"
Office Worker 2: "To get some credit on my flexi so I can leave early on Friday"
Office Working 1: "You flexi junkie!!"
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When a news channel buys you a sit down dinner, then films you shooting up in the bathroom for a news story
I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving
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A person who leans to the right and is considered a republican, who will do everything and anything for the party and the name, even if it harms other parties or organizations.
"Donald Trump is a republican junky, he will do anything to smothered democrats"
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Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.
I met some junkie fucks down the town the other day, tried to eat my fucking carrots, the bastards.
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someone who is "away from keyboard" a lot, most likely in the middle of something that requires attention in an online game
dude, you there? cmon man we're all here... wow way to be an afk junky
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This is a black person who neglects their children due to a crippling heroin addiction. They can be found in nearly every city. You may have even given one a "dolla" when they asked for it.
That junkie monkey overdosed, and left her children to die.
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