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J-von

Extreme superhero, known to kick everyones ass, also a Tech teacher. He has unlimited knowledge and outwits the helmeted Masquerade any day of the week. Prominent as a superhero in the mid 20th century, later hid his superhero image and let himself go to become a teacher.

" Its a blimp! Its a crane! No! It's J-von! "

Student: sir I need help
Jvon: Get Out.

by dan444448 September 17, 2011

16πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Miss J

Miss J. Alexander, Runway Diva Coach Extraordinaireβ„’, is one of the judges, and the runway coach on Americas Next Top Model.
Miss J. started as a model, hitting the catwalks of Paris (JPG), Tokyo and all over the world in his teens. Models would ask him before shows about their struts and he gave them pointers on their runway struts and things of that nature, and ever since then he became well regarded in the fashion community for his skills at breaking in the models into fierce divas with fabulously ridiculous ferocious struts.
Most of the household name supermodels you know prob. perfected their struts from Miss J's teachings.
Miss J. Tells it like it is all the time on the show, and when she talks, bitches better listen! Always keeping Realness.

Miss J. is the reason I watch top model, bitch brings the fierceness.

by I <3 Ms. J. June 19, 2009

45πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


j-core

A short term for Japanese Hardcore techno, as a sub-genre to Hardcore techno music. Other sub-genres of Hardcore music include UK Hardcore, Happy Hardcore, Gabber, Speedcore, Makina, Breakbeat, etc.

Usually lyrics produced from anime soundtracks, but is not limited to original lyrics sang as well.

Sasuke: Hey did you pick up those J-core albums I asked you to get for me at the M3 event?

Naruto: Please come back to the village with me.

by RC 000 May 3, 2013

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Big J

An affectionate title for a blowjob. A Big J is a "Big Job," Job being short for blowjob.

"Alright, eh, how bout a Big J?"

by Gumballs October 21, 2009

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


J-Smoove

Nickname for Josh Smith, rising star forward for the Atlanta Hawks, and 2005 NBA Dunk Contest Champion.

Hawks PA Announcer: "J-Smoove! With the jaaaaaam, oooohh jaaaaaam"
All 200 people in the crowd at Philips Arena: *stand up and make some noise*

by J-Smoove June 25, 2006

86πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


j ho

That washed-up wannabe diva from New York whose meteoric success is surpassed by the speed at which her career is flushing down the toilet; also known as Jennifer Lopez.

J Ho was engaged to that no-talent hack Ben Affleck.

by Da Nastee One May 14, 2004

193πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


J-hole

A term used when calling someone a jackass and asshole at the same time.
See A-hole

Todd: Did that man just cut you off?
JF: Yeah! What a J-hole!

by Miss Milkshake July 25, 2005

62πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž