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Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective
"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."
"Why?"
"I think...she gave me Kevin..."
"...dude that IS bad..."
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Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.
Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
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Kevin:a guy who normally dates girls named: Ariel ,Ariana, jayda, Cheyenne, jordyn, jalisa ,mostly Ariana and jayda
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One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.
Kevin is probably a second string ninja.
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A type of nigga to suck biggass cock for money, he like to talk about gay shit
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.
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Kevin is the gayest motherfucker I have ever met in my fucking life. Fuck Kevins
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