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A person just like a turtle, filled with 85% plastic
Kim= turtle
Save kim kardashian n I oop-
When Kim Kardashian gets in the ocean, the plastic pollution rate go up by 10%
1). Initially rose to fame from a sex tape featuring her and rapper Ray J.
2). Her father defended O.J. Simpson.
3). Has two assholes.
Adam: It’s the “Kim Kardashian Effect.”
Steve: The what?
Adam: When you release a sex tape with a celebrity with the aim of achieving celebrity.
An overly intelligent AND funny man who loves his own jokes. He is probably a teacher and has gray hair. Hes also really bad at english. He is also good friends with rabibi
Hello kim brostrøm you are the goat
A creature of the night that will haunt your dreams - and turn them into nightmares. Often popular in everyday society, this beast has a deep and troubled inner goddess that most people will never realise. It is strangely attractive, due to its alluring eyebrows and teeth. Be careful, you never know where it'll spring from.
David: Yo dawg, have you seen Tsiu-Kim anywhere?
Marlon: Nah bro, not since yesterday.
David: OMG AHHHHH *Tsiu-Kim springs out of a nearby chicken shop*
Kim Sehyoon, known by the stage name Wow, and the nickname king wow, is the shy uwu baby of A.C.E's main performance line. Despite his demeanor he is built and could probably fight you if he didn't feel bad. He also has the best thighs in the industry, as well as nice man tiddies.
Person 1: Was that Kim Sehyoon?
Person 2: Not every beautiful man with impeccable thighs and nice pecs is Sehyoon.