When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.
Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.
When a shawty up in your lap and it gives bore vibes
She wasn’t a throat goat, she’s a lap bore
Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend
"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"
usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
"Hackin Laps" is a term used to define driving around a small town in a circle. Usually covered on the main drag/ street.
Bradley : "Yeah man, lets go hackin' laps"
A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.
Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.