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An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate
"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"
When you take a small sample of something in quick succession with the tip of your tongue.
Gimme a lizard smidgen of that soup, Jimmy.
A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
A man who enjoys banging really old women . Often, these women are dried out and have lint inside their cooch.
Mike is a real lint lizard. He prowls around retirement homes and churches to find his next target.
A woman who only consumes your jizz
That hoe be my slime lizard twofoem