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someone who gets little to no poompah
“hey man im going to stephanie’s tonight you know what that means” “ cmon man we know you’re a luck gerbail and get little to no poompah”
The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.
Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.
Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small
Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water
You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
When someone with no skill accidentally performs a task well.
When someone who's shit at darts hits a triple 20. "That was luck trash"
Unlucky; brings misfortune and loss of jenga games
"that woman is bad luck:("
Wishing luck when forgotten to say
Damn happy belated luck I forgot to tell you