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The lunch monster is the thing that lingers around hell hole office spaces. It’s the thing you blame when people go out to lunch and never return to work ever again.
Guy 1: Dude where is Jim?
Guy 2: He got eaten by the “lunch monster” two days ago, but that fucker had some decency this time and regurgitate him. He now works at the big shiny tower in the city and makes bank.
When you put someone on hold then go to lunch.
This freakin' idiot was so pissed. So I just put her on lunch hold and went to Del Taco - take that bish!
Prison food that's nowhere near nutritious. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Dry chicken sandwiches
Dry burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Dry spaghetti with the same gross tomato sauce
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants
Old apple juice and 3 week expired milk
Ugh, the school lunch tastes nowhere near nutritious.
a scam
you pay 1-5 bucks for bad food
you could have spent that money on actual food
bro school lunch is a scam
It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it
It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.
Hey dude what’s for lunch
School lunch
Taste like shit
Similar to the Walk of Shame, the Lunch of Shame is where college girls sit in a dining hall at their college, hungover, usually with no makeup and clothes they dont care about how they look in, trying to figure out what it is they did the night before. A very common sight in pretty much any universities dining hall on a Saturday or Sunday
Cody: Dude, so many girls are rocking ponytails, no makeup, and sweatpants. Why do they all of a sudden not give a shit what they look like?
Dylan: Dude, its the Lunch of Shame, they're all really hungover
When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"
Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.