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She likes to punch her sisters bbbbuuuttttt she has a white dog... so that's nice. she also doesn't go to school very often!
Wow maile punched her sis!
Wow maile missed the whole year of school!
A woman who knows you better than you know yourself and knows exactly what to say to you to make you feel better. The most amazing partner in the world. You spend your whole life searching for her but you can't find her because there's only one. <3
black mailing is basically mailing a black dude across the country
“hey! i just black mailed my old friend eddy!” black mailing
Email communication agreeing to everything, when you're wasted and should not be communicating with anyone.
Oh yeah, I got an agree-mail from him the other night, at 4am!
Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.
"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"
some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office
man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again
Dir. Ref. To waiting for the mail to come
Mail genitals is dat macho macho mail.