Mark's Pizzeria

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Wal-Mark

A term that Tequila (pronounced Tuh-kwee-luh), aka Ed Bassmaster of Youtube fame, uses when referring to superstore conglomerate "Wal-mart".

Y'all got any diapers up in yo Wal-mark.

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mark hamill

The guy who Disney girls will mistake for Zac Efron.

I witnessed a girl watch Star Wars for the whole 2 hours just because she thought that Zac Efron was playing Luke Skywalker, until I told her that its Mark Hamill.

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Stretch marks

The beauty held behind the skin.

The stretch marks on your body represent the beauty inside of you.

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Mark Of The Whore

n: slang
A tattoo used to identify sexually loose females.
Tattoo or "Mark" a.k.a. "Coaster" is located on the lower portion of females back. Usually the tattoo is of a butterfly or tribal design, sometimes both.

It can be helpful when trying to avoid the diseased sluts in a bar circuit. Most young woman who carry the mark also carry S.T.D.'s.

"She has a huge mark of the whore."

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skid marks

The lines of poop that are left on the toilet after one flushes and are very hard to clean out.

"Dude, this guy took the biggest crap so I flushed the toilet and their were skid marks left behind!"
"Nasty, dude!"

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Mark Hayton

Member of the Indie Rock band One Night Only which formed in 2003. He is currently in the band playing guitar and does an excellent job at doing so. He was in the band from when it started and still is.

Person 1 - Have you heard of a guy called Mark Hayton?
Person 2 - Yeah he's that hot guitarist from One Night Only right?
Person 1 - Yeah!