literary masturbation

The act of using unnecessary elaborate speech to convey a simple point, or speaking in a tone that would make you seem like a pompous dipshit.

I recently attended the line at the food product facility, at which I purchased a deliciously decadent three cheese lasagna and a bottle of Spumante.

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Masturbation fodder

Anything used for a guy to masturbate to.

My girlfriend has gone on vacation for a week without me, so I am checking out the porno sites for masturbation fodder.

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Masturbate (female)

Sexual stimulation. This act is usually done using ones hand or other products.(Dildo, vibrator, playmates, etc...). First, using her hand, will gently message her vagina, pushing down and side to side. Then, she will begin to push harder and rub faster. She will then push one or two fingers inside her pussy about an inch or two. Next, her pelvis begins to make a riding motion as she push and rubs harder and harder. Usually a girl will use fantasies to help with the pleasure but if not visual aids work just as well. Eventually the girl will arrive at the highest point of pleasure. This is the orgasm stage in which the toes tighten, the abdomen contracts, and usually the girl begins to sweat. The orgasm can continue for up to 45 min.

Once the girls gone wild commercial came on, she began to Masturbate (female) to the sound of the girls moaning.

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anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine

Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation

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how to masturbate

girls:
take off clothes.
spread your legs
spread lips
rub clit
have fun ;)

guys:
take off clothes
rub dick
have fun ;)

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Vibration Masturbation

When you set your phone to vibrate, when knowing you will be receiving a text or call, and put it in your pants as a form of masturbation.

Kevin: My girl is said she would text me really soon.
Brendan: Cool
Kevin: Yeah I just set my phone to vibrate, I'm getting ready for some vibration masturbation.

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Nasal masturbation

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).

i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!

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