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You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.
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SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
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The new American media. The Main Stream Media tells the Truth in all concerns without political contempt.
The Snooper Report details the many political falderals without exception for any and all political parties and is thus the new Main Street Media (MSM).
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A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.
When an individual acquires too much attention on social media, they can become mentally unstable, due to an over-abundance of photographs of the male genitals, or too many "thirsty niggas" in one's DM's
My friend had Snapchat for 3 months, but then she got Social-Media Induced Psychosis and moved to Maine
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SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
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HTHMA is a public high school residing in the school district of San Diego, California. The students attending this school contain above average academic skills and succeed at life overall. These skills contained by these students lead to a successful after-school life for these children. 100% of these students end up acquiring masters degrees in ass-kicking. Other High Tech High Schools (such as HTH and HTHI) end up with less successful students, forcing the people attending those schools to be jealous. They often try to poke fun at HTHMA, but this is due to an outrageous amount of jealousy striking even the staff at other HTH schools. In the end, HTHMA is the school that produces the overall most kick-ass students in the world.
HTHMA Student: Hey! I just got into High Tech High Media Arts
HTHI Student: Wow, I wish I was you, then I could be
successful at life... I got into HTHI
HTHMA Student: Awww... Im so sorry
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