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Act of inserting an object into your arse when you are unsure about what to do with it.
"I can't fit into these shoes anymore."
"Well, you can always use the Baturian Method. "
Starting the wrong players on your fantasy football team. Leaving your best players on the bench on any given week. Having no idea what you are doing as a GM of your fantasy football team.
Brock had a sure win this week in fantasy football but he implemented The Watson Method and was donkey punched by the last place team. Who knows if he'll even make the playoffs.
Most commonly used when tricking a friend about a form of Pokémon shiny hunting
“Hey have you tried the MFN method?”
A male or female (mostly male) uses an unorthodox way of gaining a significant other. Like a shotgun you would shoot at someone multiple times hoping it does damage. The shotgun method doesn’t work from far away therefore making it inevitable for a restraining order to be filed.
Ace is a prolific user of the shotgun method.
The kandahari method is not just a method it is a technique, an ability to rizz that is impossible to reach for a common man like yourself. To learn the kandahari method, one must traverse Afghanistan ten times in a circle.
Average nigga “Yo his rizz so good he must be using the kandahari method”
Wise nigga “I think it might be the kandahari method bro I thought that shit was impossible, he got all the bitches in the city in -0 seconds”
Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
When a Group Buy lacks of funds you use The ! Chris Method to help the Group Buy raise funds for the song that is currently being group bought.
Although it is similar to the Famous Shas Method this one is different. As in this ! Chris claims to be an insider but puts out false information to a community.
“Yo! That dude says Carti is dropping with Lil Uzi Vert.”
“No, bro hes just using The ! Chris Method”
“Ohhhhhh, I get it now he’s just a fake insider”