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A female who has unsurpassed control over the minds of her male friends. The Mind Terrorist will play annoying pranks and weave a web of lies and deceptions which often result in the male friend becoming embarassed/angry. The Mind Terrorist is also extremly hot, which prevents the male friend from breaking off relations with this annoying girl. The terrorist is capable of playing jokes on her more guillible male friends, such as making him think shes pregant/making him think shes HIV positive/making him think shes moving to Norway. All of these end with the terrorist exposing the males stupidity and embarassing him. This cycle cannot be stopped unless the male exerts extreme self control and breaks off relations with the terrorist, or if the terrorist becomes bored and seeks out a new victom, which is rare.
male friend- "dude, jamie slammed my locker shut, whacked me in the back of the head, stole my homework and made me think she had herpies all before lunch, and i didnt even get mad! wahts wrong with me???"
other friend- " nothings wrong with u dude, shes just a mind terrorist."
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events, situations, and tiny things that may or may not have happened at all and are either blown out of proportion in one's mind or are completely misunderstood. More prone to happen once a month during hormonal times to those of the female persuasion.
Girl, I think you might have some mind drama going on there.
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<noun> Slang;
When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
Edgar: "lol, so it was wank!"
Thomas: "lol, yeah..." *mind smile*
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an evolved word of mind fuck which basically means the same but on a higher degree of fucked upness. This happens when someone states something that is either shocking, surprising or of the unordinary
resulting in mind sex (majnd seks) or "Cerebrum Coitus" in scientific terms.
guy 1: hey man, in Hungary potatoes are perfectly smooth.
guy 2: Really !? that`s mind sex bro..
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Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.
Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."
Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."
Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."
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A concept about someone pondering on the environmental and ecological consequences of every action they or anyone takes.
Mathilda: Rachel, why does Josh ride a bike to school everyday?
Rachel: Because, he has a green mind. He is reducing his carbon footprint by not asking his mom to drive him to school.
Mathilda: That dude really cares about the environment.
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Tunnel minded is kind of like closed minded. Except tunnel minded is like a one-way mind. Kind of like a tunnel. that goes one way. So Tunnel minded is an adjective which means a mind that only thinks in one direction and will not be changing the direction or open a new opening anytime soon.
"Hey Sam, what came first? The chicken or the egg?"
"I think the chicken. What about you Tommy?"
"I can't make a decision. I see both sides of the argument and I just can't think....."
"It has to be the chicken. Whoever says the egg is stupid."
"Don't be so tunnel minded, Sam!"
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