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After sex when a woman sits up and queefs loudly
“Yo dude when I smashed Tina yesterday she let out the loudest moist honk I’ve ever heard”
The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo
Did u hear about doreen?
Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
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That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.
After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
A man that has a large watermelon to make love to every night..
Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.