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1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.
A small, wet, poo usually on accident.
We are polite people, it’s not a shart, it was a moist bowelette.
A meme that makes any living creature moist from they're sexual area
woah there buddy, that moist meme is making me drip
What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.
Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped
Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.
"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"