You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
A perfect placed word in any situation
Phillip : so..... praline moist ?
Praline moist is perfectly placed in any conversation and especially when nobody expects it
3 handsome guys talking: ....
Phillip as a high and pleasant person: so .... PRALINE MOIST !!!
A Moist Edgar is the act of taking a shit in the mouth of a man and then using the faeces as eye shadow which results in an emo phase that lasts up to 10 weeks
A Jewish man who splats his pants
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.
Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"
sentence 2:
Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"
Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"
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An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.