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swaggerless monkey (adj.)- 1.) One without or lacking swagger. 2.) An unoriginal, uncoordinated, non-creative person with no soul or flavor.
Julian is wearing my clothes again, and acting like a big shot. What a swaggerless monkey.
Anyone who tries to say this word and says it incorrectly is instantly a swaggerless monkey.
EX: "You shirtless monkey..." ummm no, that's swaggerless monkey.
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To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.
Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.
The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.
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A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.
"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."
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Someone who's life has been consumed by internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.
Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
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Person, that (freshly) got shot down; derived from the denim brand "Red Monkey", that's currently popular amongst the rap community...
"...leavin' eight niggas bloody, when I'm call 'em red monkey..." (extract of 40 Cal.'s part of "Gettin Money" from The Diplomats feat. J.R. Writer & 40 Cal.)
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Monkey Chuck is a Mid-90's power pop band from Michigan. Performing from 1994 to 1997 (a few errant dates after 1997). Aware Records included them on their Aware Michigan collection, where they were one of 11 bands to be featured. They signed with Yikes! Records and were included on a few of their compilations.
Monkey Chuck was also included on Grand Rapids (Mi) Radio Station WGRD's Radio Activ compilations. Larry Lowis and Ted Lowis (brothers) also appeared on the Domestic Problems CD Play (both played trombone).
Larry (guitar/vocals) and Ted (bass/vocals) started Monkey Chuck with drummer Greg DeWitt and guitar player Scott Sonneville. Later drummer Trent Martin took over, and Trent was followed by 'skin pounder' Jessie Bevridge (Now front man for Rockit King). Chad Garner took over on guitar for Scott Sonneville after the release of the CD "Goodnight".
Much of the Teenage Frames debut CD "More Songs Less Music" was recorded with Larry & Ted at the helm. Larry & Verve Pipe front man Brian Vander Ark were the guitar/singer/song writers for mid-80's group "His Boy Elroy" (just abut every Michigan band has a VP connection). After Monkey Chuck, Ted went on to play bass with the Chicago-based group Teenage Frames.
Monkey Chuck Yikes! Records, Aware Records, Rock band, power pop, Kalamazoo/Grand Rapids/Lansing Michigan, Mid-90's
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Name given to people from the town of Hartlepool in the North East of England. The reason being during the Napoleonic Wars (around the 1800s) a monkey washed up on the beach at Hartlepool. The unfortunate primate was tried and executed because the locals thought it was French. This is referred to with some misplaced pride now as the town's football club's mascot is called H'Angus the Monkey.
"Hey, did you hear those Monkey Hangers elected their football mascot as their mayor?"
"Well, that's what happens when you live on the wrong side of the Pennines."
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