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Describes, in general, a male who is over six feet tall and has some meat, muscle, and fat on his body. Not required to be green, like Shrek. Because of his big size, may appear intimidating at first, but deep down inside, is very kind-hearted and considerate and a loyal friend.
"Hey Lois! Have you met my friend Richard? I know he looks like an ogreous monster but I promise you, he's nothing what he looks like on the outside!"
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Another common Tomism with humorous implications, "drug monster" refers to a person whose personality is higly changeable through use of drugs. It also refers to one who uses a large quantity of drugs and implies a dependence on such drugs.
Frank took a speedball, two hits off the bong, an LSD cube and a 'lude. Man, he is one drug monster!
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A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.
Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.
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The ginourmous burp that follows the consumption of a Monster Energy Drink, which is oddly louder than a normal burp.
Drinking that Monster gave me the loudest Monster Burp.
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The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.
I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.
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noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.
Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!
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1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss
sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!
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