mushroom head

mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.

u hear that crap ass band mushroomhead? yeh they sucked dick they pussies

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mushroom stamp

This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.

Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.

Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.

i hooked up with this slut so I mushroom stamped her, just to be an ass.

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burnt mushroom

another name for a person of black origen :P like blackys, niggas, wogs, ect

Nath - Shit boi look at all dem Burnt Mushrooms
Me - Lets go av the C*N*S

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mushroom woman

a female shutin,one that stays inside and has a pale, pasty complexion and commonly wears a faded housecoat and obviously doesn't leave the house very often or open many windows.Rarely seen or even noticed,possibly ill.

Ted got wide eyed and scared when he saw one mushroom woman come around the corner,then another,and another....

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mushroom ballas

When ones penis tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. This is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. Sexual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.

Harvey: Hey, come over here, take a look at my John Thomas.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.

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alaskan mushroom

It's where you gape the woman or man's asshole and stick one or both nuts in the anus

I gave the bitch an Alaskan mushroom last night.

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Magic Mushrooms

Crack Cocaine but hallucinations and schizophrenia.

Eat your Magic Mushrooms John

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