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When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.
Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.
A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.
My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.
John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!
when a girl rubs her mouth on you mustache and moans while doing it
that girl was mustache moaning on me
When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and end up with balls on your lip
Briar: Duuuuude
Jeff: What's up bro?
Briar: Grace totally gave me a Turkish Mustache!