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New Iberia

The most lit small town in Louisiana. It’s sorta a mini New Orleans. All the thick girls all the gangster boys. And white people mixed in one. Everybody on rotation. Everyday we lit !

“Oh you date that boy from the b (new Iberia), he got a brother?”

by Alittlebucketofhope April 10, 2019


Emerald News

Emerald News - is a thing made by Emerald to compete against Gerry News on UTMP Discord server.
For now, no one knows if its going to have its own channel or not.

G- Gerry News is the best news channel in here!
E- No! Emerald News is!

by 5L1M3 March 3, 2021


New Baltimore

Another trash town for all the trailer trash. Broken families, wiggers, busted open women, and racists galore. Come on down you'll find it all here in New Baltimore!

Nothing to do in New Baltimore so might as well have a couple kids and get a trailer while we wait for the fish fly festival.

by Michigander2019 April 30, 2019


Funnel News

News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.

She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.

by natsue April 27, 2017


New rolf

Changing for the better in every way

I'm going to new rolf my garden

by noSarcasm December 22, 2011


news reader

To act on television as one who reports the news, but in reality only reads scripts from a teleprompter.

A Russian phrase "news reader" was created in the communist (USSR) era to describe a government controlled video personality to imitate the equivalent of the US reporter of news.
As of this writing, real "reporters" are now hard to find in the USA and confined to "talk radio".

The news reader is lying as usual.

by b. schauerte December 25, 2006


new crop

The term "new crop" refers to the new batch of women that come with a girl when she starts dating your friend (ie. her best friends, acquaintances, family members) and that YOU will have the opportunity of meeting. Much like a farmer with a new harvest... Therefore new crop!

Friend A - Bro, I met this fine ass hottie named Emily at the gym...

Friend B - New crop!

Friend A - for sure! Imma hit her up so we can all go out.

by FreddyBoyFanPage March 11, 2014