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A disease where a person loses weight rapidly(mysteriously) and turns into an ugly monster. They start wearing huge sunglasses to make their large head look proportionate to their skeletal body.
OMG Kim you look so skinny, are you aneroxic or suffering from nicole richie?
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The most amazing person on the planet, who has gorgeous brown eyes, and curly brown hair.
She stands up for what she believes in, and she always gets her way.
She's usually ghetto when she's pissed.
She's insanely gorgeous, and is very creative.
She's very caring and loves odd things.
Chelsea has a nice body, and captures the heart of any guy, however, she's a heartbreaker, and a loyal best friend.
Guy: Dammnn! Here comes Chelsea Nicole!
Other guy: Ooo she soooo fiiiiiiiiiiine!
me: Hey, back off my best friend, will you?
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Best known for her work as Paris Hilton's sluterific accomplice. Thanks GOD the crusade of Hoebag and crack whore has come to an end
Make sure you pull a Nicole Richie and film the sex tape instead of starring in it
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A twat that didn't have a sex tape unlike her best friend Paris Hilton, but is still a talentless skinny girl who has nothing going for her except money and drugs.
Look it's Grandma! Whoops, it's just nicole richie.
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The World's largest "female" bodybuilder. Anybody that has seen pictures of this cross-eyed monstrosity knows that she actually has both an X and a Y chromosome.
During steroids testing at her most recent competition, Nicole Bass wowed the judges when she whipped out her massive 12-inch schlong.
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A Nicole is omnipotent women . A Nicole is georgeous , mysterious ,outgoing ,popular ,creative,athlete funny seductive and witty .She puts other people‘s happiness before hers . One of the flirtiest people in the world but a major heartbreaker. Is a very stubborn person ! Loves to have a good time . Loves meeting new people . Gets annoyed very easily . Nothing and nobody can compare to Nicole . One of the most confident people in the world . Typically a blonde or brunette with brown or green eyes .
Girls: OMG it’s Nicole I want to be just like her
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A Nicole is the best person you'll ever meet. She's funny, intelligent, and drop dead gorgeous. She may not realize it, but she is the the epitome of awesome, and the world would not be the same without her.
Knowing a Nicole is as lucky as winning the lottery twice, or finding a bag of potato chips with more than two chips in it.
One is especially lucky if a Nicole turns out to be the love of their life. So lucky in fact that winning the lottery twice is light work for said person.
It is IMPOSSIBLE to not love Nicole.
God: *creates Nicole*
Earth: Thanks for saving my life!
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