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When some who ordinarily acts like a bitch tries to act hard
Punk-Ass Bitch: Yo nigga shut the fuck up
Me: Oh i see someone has been eating their gangsta cookies
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Derogatory name for a white person. A cracker may be referred to as a “soup cookie”, as it’s a wafer you eat with soup. Basically calling someone a cracker.
That party was trash, nothing but white claw and soup cookies.
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when you attempt to fart on your loved one, but end up shitting yourself a small amount instead.
Person 1: I totally shat on my girlfriend last night.
Person 2: Sick, dude, how?
Person 1: ..I tried to fart on her. But it was only a little bit
Person 2: Damn, talk about a kiss cookie.
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moniker applied to a person thought to be especially bright. Usually used by somewhat quaint or old-fashioned people.
Dude 1: "Dude, my bike got messed up, but my roommate fixed it with a coat hanger and a tongue depressor."
Dude 2: "Damn, he's one sharp cookie."
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a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.
John, Paul, George, and Rick played a game of Jizz cookie. Rick lost.
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Cookies baked with weed in them
Last night i got so high from the special cookies
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