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Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.
I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.
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Sex between 2 Latinos. peanut butter referring to the color of his penis and jelly to how wet the Latina female gets. Obviosly the baseball bat is his penis.
Baby I think its peanut butter jelly time.
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When a woman lays on her back, and someone defecates between her breasts, and proceed to squish them together. When you pull it apart, the feces will resemble wings, thus you have a peanut butter falcon.
Dude, I gave this chick a peanut butter falcon last night!
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US delicacy believed to be the origin of the weight problem in American today.
Mom did you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go with my burger king fries for my mid afternoon snack.
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When a girl doesn't wipe after she poos peanut butter and has a gushing period jelly she sits on a guys face and rocks her body back and forth as he licks her back to front. She then plops her butt on his face pancake - BOOM!
It was Keesha's first time in Mexico and not only did she eat the spicy burrito, but she also drank the water. She met a hot Mexican Poppi, Pablo and they grinded on the dance floor. They went back to his room andshe blew up the bathroom. Unfortunatley Pablo had no toilet paper and she just started her period. He didn't care and wanted to lick her clean. She sat on his face and he enjoyed the Peanut Butter and Jelly Pancake that she offered. YUM!
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A food that will definitely cause weight gain.
Derived from a comedy routine in Oklahoma City by a couple of DJ's poking fun at Elvis Presley.
After singing Blue Suede Shoes, Elvis left the building to get a peanut butter and nana sandwich.
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When your girl is on her period and you fuck her in the vagina then put it in her butt and bust a nut. After which you proceed to squeeze her ass together while she pushes your come out her ass and lick it up. Hence the term peaNUT BUTTer and jelly sandwich.
I'm felling freaky babe, I wanna fuck your pussy and cum in your ass. But I'm on my period. Fuck it, lets make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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