A really fast turtle that is so fast you can bearly see him go past his name is turbo he loves sun bathing to charge him up and then going for a swim he eats shrimp like there is no tomorrow then when you put hime down on the ground zoom he's gone.
man 1: have you heard of the Turbo Turtle ?
man 2: yeah i heard he was really fast where is he (ZOOM) oh there he is.
Turbo Turtle: a reptile with a shell
Frankie’s mums boyfriend has a turbo tongue
Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake
Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran
Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
A Turbo Snake is the genitalia of a man, most commonly known as a penis.
Turbo Snake is used when a gentleman wants to show his dominance to a female, often by showing her his massive schlong, this usually entices the female to mate with the man and allows him to show the true power of his Turbo Snake.
"Go on mate, get ya turbo snake out and show her what ya got!"
A person who is the pentacle of douchedom.
Jim is such a turbo douche and nobody likes him.
Someone who is unbelievabley rubbish at something. Their actions bring shame to those around them.
Sig Angus came into work with no clothes on, he is a turbo gasket!
the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.
Man that charliedrawsagun guy is unbearable! what a turbo Deuche!