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Noob wednesday

The day when all the middle school/high school skiers and snowboarders show up to the ski mountain and put on a show for the rest of the mountaingoers. Flying down the mountain with their open jackets, crazy hats, and ALL rental equipment, watching them fall and eat shit is better than any Hollywood movie. Specific day may vary from mountain to mountain.

School announcements: "Today will be the first day of intramural skiing at Tussey Mountain. Buses will depart at 4:00 this afternoon."

Person who skis on a regular basis: "HELL YEAH! FIRST NOOB WEDNESDAY OF THE YEAR!!!!"

by 5k1 2 Th3 D@y 1 dI3 January 18, 2012


Minecraft Noob

A Minecraft Noob is a person who plays Minecraft for the first time. Signs of being a Noob include the following:

-Thinking a 16-bit game is shit
-Not knowing what to do when you first spawn
-Thinking Minecraft Creepers and Ghasts are cute and approaching them
-Finding lava and thinking it's diamonds
-Thinking redstone is ruby
-Spending more than a minute punching stone
-Digging sand or gravel directly above you
-Being distracted by the music playing and not realizing mobs behind you
-Building a house out of dirt, sand, or gravel
-Attempting to pet a wolf
-Entering a cave without torches
-Walking past iron ore and coal

And many more

Perfect example of a Minecraft Noob:

Noob: Hey...what's this? Whats that? What do I do? WOAH. omg. Those green things are so cute!

*sssssssssssssssssssssss........BOOM!!*
Pro: BAHAHAHAHA. LMFAO. YOU NOOB.

by cinnabellex3 February 20, 2012

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noob saibot

A really dark and mysterious warrior from Mortal Kombat series of games. He looks almost like a shadow, you could say. Dark, but if you look closely you'll notice he's yet ANOTHER palette-swapped ninja. His name is derived from the programmers of MK, John Tobias and Ed Boon. Tobias Boon: Noob Saibot. Games he's appeared in include Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3(I think), Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat Gold and hopefully Mortal Kombat: Deception.

I hope Noob Saibot appears in Deception.

by horror_blood June 30, 2004

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noob filter

A mechanism, task or object used to separate people that are of high quality or ability from those that are not - to proverbially "separate the wheat from the chaff". Most commonly used to describe bosses/levels in singleplayer/co-op games, but can be used in real life too.

playing a co-op computer game
"This wave (6/10) is way too hard. Only teams with real good teamwork and communication can seem to pass it."
"Yup, it's a real noob filter."

after an exam
"How was the paper?"
"I think it was alright, I just couldn't do questions 3, 6 and 8."
"Same, I guess those are the noob filter questions."

by Randomystick November 18, 2020

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noob nug

1. someone who acts like an ass, or acts annoyingly, because of their inexperience with weed.

Josh: Dude i smoked with Phil last Friday, it was his second time and he acted like such a noob nug
Joe: Maybe next time he will be more chill about it

by 02Sombra March 2, 2010

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noobs in combat

a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war

can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player

the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts

dude 1: i play nic (noobs in combat)
dude 2: get away from me

by baby_boss62626 June 28, 2022

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Noob Roy

A Noob Roy is someone who is lame as fuck. Noob Roys are often lonely and too scared to try new things.

Example 1:

- Ay bro, wanna come over and smoke some weed?
- Nah man, weed is bad.
- Dude, fuck that. Don't be a Noob Roy!

Example 2:

- Man, we just have to go to that party Sarah talked about!
- I don't know, dude...
- Come on! You fucking Noob Roy.

by aFuckinGenius May 22, 2012

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