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a combination of shut the fuck up and get outta here.
Oscar: Yo man you are not going to believe this but I met this dimepiece last night and she is a Playboy centerfold...we're hooking up tonight and going out for dinner and a movie!
James: Shut the fuck outta here!!!!
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(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;
variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes)
1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come - esp. in relation to an event or action
2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action.
3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now
4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur
1. According to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. Position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. Thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in space is assigned the likelihood of the object being there. Though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. Indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in space. With some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. But, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. So, unless you're really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, I don't know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.
2. I will have sex with Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio when tuan gets here.
3. This proton will decay when tuan gets here.
4. The Middle East will cease to be a burden to Western industrialized nations when tuan gets here.
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Come on now people as URINATING AND DEFECATING sometimes PUKING.
No you don't WASTING TIME HERE spitting and blowing your nose as PISSING , SHITTING and sometimes VOMITING you do BUTT for all good reason and to be honest with you , it does make you feel better and to that end that is time well spent
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MEGA GAY ZONE
I said fuck outta here
And go to the
MEGA GAY ZONE
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When you want to say goodbye to a girl after a terrible first date. You’re uncomfortable and you just want to get it over with, so you whisper to her, “Come here, baby.”
Rock of Love season 1, when Bret wanted to eliminate Dallas, he wanted to get it done and over with so bad in order to save him and her the humiliation of dragging it out that he whispered, “Come here, baby.” Dallas proceeded to ignore him and make the i studios terrible for everyone. Instead of ghosting like bitches, let’s make people know they’re not getting a second date with this saying.
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An event that's happening again, come on, surely you knew that?
"Brayden brought the matches to the petrol station, here we go again"
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Originated from Clerks. Randall yells this at a customer who has already yelled at him and stormed out of the store.
Should be followed by an emphatic "Yeahhhhhhhh!" as was done by Jay in the movie.
This should be used as a non-sequitur to annoy someone who is already frustrated or cause more confusion to a situation.
Mom: These kids are driving me crazy and I can't find my keys and I'm running late....
You: You're not allowed to rent here!
Friend: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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