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A sex position where you wear a dolphin costume and an extra-large strap-on, and make happy dolphin noises while vigorously pleasuring your partner.
I gave my girl the horny dolphin last night, she loved it so much she rewarded me with a few fresh herring!
no, it's not a police who likes horny stuff, it's the police who arrest you for watching horny stuff so delete your history
horny guy: *watches horny stuff*
horny police: open up youre arrested
horny guy: noooooooooooooo I'm innocent!
horny police: tell it to the horny judge.
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To be majorly horny at school. To want sex with a fellow student.
Peter gives me a bad case of school horniness. I always have a need for him when I see him.
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A horny hannah is the embodiment of the female sex drive. A horny hannah is a girl who will always take the guy up stairs to fuck. Even if it is 5 times in the same day. There is no limitation to the annoying hornyness to this girl.
"Pat, did you sleep with that girl amber last night?"
"Naw man. She an annoying horny hannah. I wouldn't dare touch that!"
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The state of being in constant need of sexual pleasure;Wanting to always have sexual intercourse
Charlie is horny as a rabbit...man always needs to needs to some
When someone cuddles you without your shirt on.
Damn that wud make me hella horny😂😂😂😂
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A grandmother who is wanting to bone your grandpa
I visited my grandpa at the assisted living facility last Thursday, and I walked in the room just to see a Horny Helen from two doors down going to town on old Gramps.