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The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
The spiritual identification system (SIS/SPIRITIS/SPIRITISYS) is a spiritual technology that is about to identify people at spiritual level, or by their spirits, minds, souls, auras, vibrations or anything at spiritual level. The term is also used to refer to technologies able to identify anything at spiritual level.
"The Spiritual Identification System is a concept that might help a lot the search for spiritual life, and even for be the future of the ways to identify people and increase security and organization of society."
"The SPIRITISYS will be really important in the future, and might be a revolution in human sciences and technologies."
A old school tracking system using new school technology.
KANDACE alerts is revolutionizing the way we use social media by use the buddy system 2.0
Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?
Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*
The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)
I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.
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Greatest game system ever. Visit www.neshq.com for more information!
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Everything is ready (from the use in aerospace industry as an indication that all preparations have been made to launch)
All systems go. We leave in 5 minutes.
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