firing the mortar

a hand motion that simulates masturbation.

to perform properly, start with your fist cupped as if ready to masturbate away from you body, bring your hand down to your crotch as if it were a mortar round being dropped in a mortar tube and then open your hand and return very quickly to the starting position. this simulates the mortar round exiting the tube and it looks very much like a wad of jizz being ejaculated from a male one eyed monster.

im gonna go fire my mortar{followed by the hand motion}.

im firing the mortar on the hooker's face {hand motion}

i just fired my mortar all over that hooker's face {do the hand motion}

anytime i get nervous my mortar fires prematurely {hand motion}

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Bush Fire

This is a womens fanny sets on fire by the man going Super Saiyan on her hairy clit.

Caelan: '' Have you seen what happened on Coronation Street today? ''
James: '' Oh yh I heard that Bethany Platt got a Bush Fire ''

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fire sale

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely low prices, typically when the seller faces bankruptcy or other impending distress. The term may originally have been based on the sale of goods at a heavy discount due to fire damage.

also known as a computer hacker term that is imposes the threat of destroying all financial records, public utilities, transportation and to kill the economy and stock market. as from the above definition, a fire sale is where "everything must go" which in this case are the above. in essence it is a plan designed to create chaos by destroying technology to the point where a country can't operate (since we depend on computers and technology so much)

do i need an example? i explained it above. this isn't a spelling bee. you don't need to hear the word fire sale in a sentence.

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Spittin Fire

Talking to a girl, hitting on a girl, droppin mad game on a shawty

Man, last night i was spittin fire on this girl she was feelin me I swear.

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Fire Burning

A dance in which you rub your hands together and move to one heel, rub, move the the other heel, rub, and do circular arm swings. Your hands should feel hot. Preferably dance to Fire Burning by Sean Kingston

"Look at that shawty fire burning on da dance floor."

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Fire Snakes

When your shit is loose, violent & it burns your asshole

Several hours after a huge, spicy meal at Azteca, John was atop the porcelain throne, moaning in agony, shitting fire snakes.

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Fire Box

Fire box means good coochie.

“Yo’ I heard you smashed Selenna, she got a fire box ?”