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To fuck before proper pre-fucking preparation.
FSU will go in dry on Auburn in the BCS Championship game in 2014!
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She wanted me to use the KY, but i'd rather "Dry Bone" her browneye.
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A person who acts like a Mormon (hangs out with Mormons, has the lifestyle and values of a Mormon) but is not a Mormon. This type of person is usually part of a different sect of Christianity and believes in things like not consuming drugs that affect the body (i.e. alcohol, caffeine), abstaining from premarital sex, and being an active part of his/her community.
Brian: Jessica's hot as hell, but I can't get with her cause she's a Mormon.
Joe: Naw man, she's just a dry mormon.
Brian: Sweet, really? Praise be to Joseph Smith!
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When you are broke, have no money at all and you are stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Theres only one thing you can do!!!!!
That is!!! Go up to a tramp in the street and offer a bita FIDDY DRY mate!!!!!
This is when you recieve a payment of 50 pounds for the dry bummage of life!!!!!!!! oooooo yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sean: orrrrrrrrr no i'm skint. Yo tramp FIDDY DRY mi now!
Tramp: 40 mate 40.
Sean: Naw mate fiddy only
Tramp: Alright then bend over and take it dry like a sheep on steroids.
Sean: ooooooooo agarrrrrrrrrrrr
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A cake or food which is made extremely rich and is basicly uneatable and unpleasant to eat. The maker of the cake shows that they still need some lessons and to be taught properly how to make a nice cake. The cake can be dry in a number of ways such as making it well in advanced of intending to eat it, making it a week before you will eat it. Another way to make it dry is to place dry things on the top of it such as chocolate finger biscuits or Maltesers. The end result is that you have made something which is unpleasant to eat.
Person 1: Check out that Cake
Person 2: That looks so dry
Person 1: It tastes dryer than the sahara desert
Person 2: Wow that must be a Dry Cake
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A strong, intense smell that immediately reminds you of booty hole.
A faint but noticeable smell that smells like concentrated butt hole.
Concentrated butt hole salts
Person A: Smell this blanket.
Person B: I don't smell anything
Person A: *Stretches the blanket out to sniff the smell*
Person B: OH SHIT THAT SMELLS LIKE DRY BOOTYHOLE!
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An expression used to express speechlessness when someone says something extremely nasty and brutal for no apparent reason
-I hate Lilly she's a hoe and no one should like her.
-Oh! That was as dry as bread!
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