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The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.
Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day
attire not fitting for others to see;
the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;
the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;
the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.
I didn't come to the door because I was looking kind of house crazy.
I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!
Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.
Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.
Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.
Me: But you’re always in your room.
A big house in which more than 10 people can live and are able to play Fortnite at any time.
I live in the Fortnite House.
The exact opposite of the phrase Jumped the Shark. When a television show hits such heights of popularity that even the White House publicly announces their plans to schedule any broadcasts by the President himself around the scheduled airing of said television show.
Using a direct quote made on January 8, 2010 by the White House Press Secretary run through a Fox News update: The White House does not plan to schedule President Obama's first State of the Union address on the same night as the premiere of the popular ABC series. "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions of people that would hope to finally get some conclusion in 'Lost' are preempted by the president," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Friday.
Lost is the first show in history that has Bumped the House
A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
A place where you have a chance to win prizes. kind of like gambling but not really.
mabe 1 - Hey nigga! did you see what i won at tha sweepstakes house?
mabe 2 - no muthafukka! whachu win?
mabe 1 - I won a muthafukkin house phone set! and it aint even stolen!
mabe 2 - Damn! i was hoping you won a carton of Newport Menthols.