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Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.
Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day
A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter
Boston’s being a house lizard tonight
A big house in which more than 10 people can live and are able to play Fortnite at any time.
I live in the Fortnite House.
A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.
Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."
Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."
Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.
Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.
Me: But you’re always in your room.