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house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.

Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown

by housebrown9 November 17, 2014


Funny house

The most poppin irony group chat in current existence that pussy mafia and irony house couldn’t compare to.

Victim: “can I join funny house fingers plzplzplz”
fingers_75: “ Hello I have a few questions about your where about on 11/23/19 at Donna Sheppard elementary school and the case of 7 children that got abducted that day

by fngrs September 21, 2020


house crawl

A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.

"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"

by dartier123 October 09, 2017


House Lizard

One who hooks up with chicks just so the drive to work is shorter

Boston’s being a house lizard tonight

by Rb1224 January 22, 2021


Fortnite House

A big house in which more than 10 people can live and are able to play Fortnite at any time.

I live in the Fortnite House.

by Don Alfredo August 31, 2021


shart house

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

by ZT14 July 02, 2016


House rat

Someone who frequently hangs out in their house, usually their bedroom.

Kerigan: Stop calling me a house rat.

Me: But you’re always in your room.

by Alpine Gorilla March 17, 2020