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The unfortunate birthday that happens to fall exactly 9 months after Valentine's day.
Kelly: Hey, you know what's weird?
Me: What?
Kelly: November 14th is exactly 9 months after Valentine's day. Hey, isn't that your birthday?
Me: crap.
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The baddest, sexiest, hottest bitches are born on this day. They are cute, guys simp on them and everyone loves them! They are great at school and when they are older they will go on holiday with there BFF! ✨🥳
Did you know Linda’s birthday is on 20 November?
Really she must be so hot and sexy!
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When you have gay butt-sex on your in-laws table during thanksgiving.
Bill : Did you hear about Peter last-novembering his wives brother last thanksgiving?
Ted : Seriously, were his in-laws pissed?
Peter : Ehhh, not as much as my wife...
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Boy: I can’t wait for November 12
Girl: Why
Boy :I can kiss you
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Boy: Hey
Boy's Crush: hey
Boy:(gives girl a hug)
Boy's Crush: Why did you do that
Boy: it's November 7!
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If you were born on this day you are a god and you are most likely the most beautiful person born in November. Even if you have acne people love you, and you are the best looking girl in your friend group. (Your probably really weird and funny but people like you because of that) You have a great sense of humor and your the funniest kid in school.
Guy 1-Dude, I bet she was born on November 8!
Guy 2- Yeah, shes cute.
Girl born on November 8- Ew, creeps.
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