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When a guy is having a threesome with 2 women and he dumps his load in one girl's ass, then the other girl gets down to clean up the cream pie and the girl holding the load fires it into the other girl's mouth with a fart. Then they kiss. Essentially a mix between felching and a snow ball, with a little flatulence sprinkled on top.
Lastnight on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno gave Ricky Martin a corn boiler.
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the act of fucking someone in the ass so hard that while you are having sex a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in the dick hole.
The other day I was fucking courtney in the ass so hard I got corn in the cob and had to have it removed at the hospital.
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When butt fucking with a condom , either before or after ejaculating, you pull out of your partner's ass and the rubber simultaneously , leaving the spent prophylactic hanging halfway out of her corn hole.
Friend: Did you hit that shit raw dog?
Me: Nah, but she let me fuck her in the ass.
Friend: fuck yeah!
Me: she wanted me to cum on her tits,so I Shucked the corn . she was too busy wondering what was sticking out of her shitbox, so I nutted on her face.
Friend: SHUCK THE CORN!!!!!!
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The rough cylinder left over after the corn is eaten off it. An item often found in out houses back in the day to remove clingons from uranus.
Possibly the most overlooked bargaining tool the west has ever had with the Arab world. They still wipe their ass with thier fingers - its true I swear!
Just think of it! We've been throwing away corn cobbs for years and all along we could have been trading them for oil to our Saudi buddies. Hell its so obvious! They are the original corn holers!
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verb: a social event in which several girls gather to repeatedly clench and release their vaginas in unison to reach orgasm.
considered by some to be a spiritual experience. Considered by others to be good 'ol fashioned fun.
"Hey Gina, wanna go to a corn hop over at the Johnson's tonight?"
"Oh boy! The Johnson's? Bobby-joe's brother Harry Johnson is soo dreamy, Id better go practice!"
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Corn goblins are antivaxxers dwelling in the Midwestern region of the United States. Corn goblins are typically seen in crowded public spaces without a mask.
“Did you hear about that dude that got duct taped on that Frontier Airlines Flight?”
“Yeah, he was some corn goblin from Ohio or some shit.”
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1) A small bit of something found in the teeth shortly after eating out someone's anus.
"Ewwwww baby, you can't kiss me with those corn chips in yo teeth!!"
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