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A horny mcfaggot that loves them booty shorts.
Yo NIGGERFAGGOT TYNDRA, IM FUCKING OFFICER MCNASTY AND YOU AREN'T FUCKING DOUCHE
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A person at company who has been deemed worthless in terms of how they contribute to the company but still continues to hold a job. That person is thought to be performing oral sexual favors in return for keeping their job.
John: WTF does Gary do around here?
Pete: Dude, he's an office goblin.
John: You mean office ghost?
Pete: Nope, office goblin. He's got to be gobblin' somebody if he's still working here.
John: Yeah, you're right.
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he spies on colleagues, junior and bosses. he listens in on bathroom chats, telephone conversations, reads the mail on your desk, and checks your garbage. he gets you drunk and encourages you to make deep, dirty confessions, such as the pass your boss's wife made on him when he was carrying her shopping bags. he spills the beans when the right opportunity of self- advancement steals upon him, and dunks your head into the purgatory of perfidy.
Lucy: I smell a rat, is Luke around? For he, truly, is anointed the office rat!
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The most boring, bland, dull television show ever created.
Airs on Cartoon Network/Adultswim.
Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.
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A man who can not become a real police officer usually do to being fat and grossly out of shape. They often think the are real Law Enforcement even tho they have no powers to arrest. Over inflated egos and high need to control, this they become adult overrated babysitters in a prison setting. They often get their ass handed to them inside and outside of the prison because of their over inflated ego and lack of skills necessary to defend theirselves.
Look there goes Correctional officer McFat fuck going to get a burger again.
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Sarcastic way of describing a person who, usually during the winter at the height of cold and flu season, comes into work sick as a dog and "spreads the wealth around", like Santa Claus.
Try not to get too close to Jack for the next few days. He's the office Santa, spreading his damn flu to everybody. Doesn't his boss realize that we're losing productivity because he's making everyone sick?!
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This is an excuse used to deflect questions from your parents/friends/roomates about where you were. Commonly used as an excuse after premarital sexual encounters.
mom- Young lady, where were you? You said you'd be home two hours ago!
me- I had to go to office hours, sorry. *wink*
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