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When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must do.
My man was in pain so I gave him a Karen on a couch.
You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function
I got so couch stranded last night
Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.
Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?
A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.
Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.
A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.
Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?
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