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a turd preferably green and floating.
dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.
I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.
Friend 1: bruh. It smells like poo in here.
Friend 2: it should, I just laid an air deuce.
From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.
Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"
John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.
Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
Saying bye bye to the turd you just dropped in the hot steamy toilet.
I dropped a sweet fudge dragon in my toilet, so I snapped a pic of it and threw my index and middle finger up, then said "Doo Deuces!"
talkin' mad shit
homie #1: Yo, youz lookin' like a bitch today
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg