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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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It is normally use to tell someone to go to hell
Throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Somewhat grounded: this is the stage of being ‘grounded’ when you are almost at the end of your sentence. You are allowed to do stuff under SUPER close watch, and only if it’s not for socializing. Also when asked when you will be ungrounded the answer is always “I don’t know”
“Hey mom can I stay after school to ask my teacher for help?”
“Yes, but I will be asking if you were there for the whole time, Bc you are still ‘somewhat grounded’;)”
When an individual (quite often a man's significant other) asks for something, but when ridiculed about the preposterous nature of the request, they begin to claim they were joking about it. Whereas if you had said you were willing to fulfil the request, they would have happily one through with it.
"Jamie can I have that £3000 ring from that jewellery shop?"
"Sophie are you out of your mind? No I can't afford it!"
"I was only joking!"
"No you were ground-baiting."
Very Common;Easy to get/find; Not valuable most of the time.
“This pussy is ground loot bro”
“Hershey’s chocolate is ground loot”
“YO BRO I GOT THIS GROUND LOOT”
Common
Easy to find
Easy to get
A cinch to obtain
Available to a large percentage of people
“That girl is ground loot”
“A gray assault rifle is ground loot bro i don’t want that”
“N***a deodorant is ground loot how do you not have that Ind*an.”
OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded. Opposingfork got bored and so he watched porn, his mom came in his room and saw the unspeakable moment when fork let it all out, he lost his edging streak on his mom, what a predicament, anyways now fork is in the gulag serving time for crimes he commited in the mongolian era. sad story
OpposingFork Watches Porn And Gets Grounded oh no!