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Ground zero

Thomas get off the game now and go to sleep GROUND ZERO!!!!!!

U chillin with the homies and your step dad burst into the room ground zero

Ground banana

Vertically challenged banana variety that grows close to the ground on vines.

Those are some mighty fi e ground bananas you got there.

why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

dervish ground

a dervish ground is the ground zero for dhulbahante territory

she's in dervish ground

Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.

Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.

GROUND CONTROL TRAP

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.

Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.