French Toast

the origin of the term french toast comes from world war 1. The story goes like this: A french soldier was looting a house near the trenches. he found some eggs and several slices of bread, which he put in his pocket. As he was walking back to his post, a German patrol ambushed him. during the fracas, the soldier fell on his pocket, breaking the eggs on the bread, and then was promptly roasted by a flamethrower. A British patrol found his body, complete with "french toast" in his pocket. The name has stuck ever since.

Hey, did you see that French guy who attempted to light himself on fire in protest?

Yeah, he turned into real french toast.

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Toast Effect

A person who was born white, but slowly starts to act like a black guy eg;A wigger

WHAT THE FUCK!! MY T.V. WAS STOLEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, AND THEIR AREN'T FRIED CHICKEN BONES AND WATER MELLON RINDS COVERING THE CRIME SCENE!! This wasn't the work of a black man, but instead a white man who had the toast effect!!

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punching toast

Fingering, or more accurately, finger blasting a girl.

D'Angelo: I saw you leave with that broad. Did you munch that?

Cadillac: No, she wouldn't let me munch, so i punched her toast all night.

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Throwing the Toast

1. One of the many rituals performed during midnight showings of the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show". 2. The act of copulation, ussually in a public venue.

You and Benny were throwing the toast in the laundromat yesterday? That's kinky...

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Beans on toast

Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.

I like beans on toast

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Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.

He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.

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Gross toast

Toast that is... gross
might be soggy
perhaps too buttery
overall ICK

I threw gross toast at my friend consuela.

Bob ate the gross toast that his mother cooked for him.

Nothing rhymes with gross besides toast, hence the creation of gross toast.

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