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A phrase used by college students to pressure others into drinking heavily.
Jacob: You going out tonight?
Matt: Shit man, it's only wednesday night. I actually have to get work done.
Jacob: Fucking turn up or transfer.
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The only element that may prevent the uno reverse card and upheld it upon the person closest to you
Me to Friend: Bro shut up
Friend: No u
Me thinking ahead: Places uno reverse card
Friend: Places uno skip turn card
Me: Uh oh MAX!
Max: Yeah?!
Me: SHUT UP
When a male begins to urinate and realizes he also has to deficate, therefor requiring a turn around squat to the toilet.
I went into the bathroom to piss but ended up having to hit a turn-around dumper.
I felt like Kobe when I had to hit the turn-around dumper in the bathroom.
A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
She's so hot she turned me lesbian
"Damn did you see how hot that girl is she turned me for sure ."
Sexual act in which you perform oral sex on a woman, starting at the clitoris, then licking all the way down the labia majoras and making your way to the asshole, around and back to the clit.
Girl 1: so how was it last night?
Girl 2: oh my god, he did the McMicken U-turn to me! i can barely stand!
Girl 1: wow, im soo damp!
When a driver from Illinois suddenly veers into your lane for no reason, with no turn signal whatsoever. Usually performed at high speed, and when no other cars are in the vicinity.
The idea to teach the concept of "turn signals" has been floated through years in Illinois driver's ed schools, but nothing serious has come of it.
Outside of Illinois, it is most often seen by Wisconsin and Indiana residents due to the prevalence of FIBs.
Two guys in a car: one from Wisconsin, the other from Illinois.
Wisconsin driver: That asshole just cut me off!
Illinois passenger: Oh come on, he did use the Illinois Turn Signal.
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