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Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.
"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.
to point out positive truths about oneself
khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."
partyczar: fact.
A king who has been accused of Treason.
King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.
1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy are dillusional and are not that great
2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them
3. Boy Bands
Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower
Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listened. You are a legend in your own shower.
Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower
The strangest series of commercials in the world, that accomplish nothing more than making viewing think "wtf?"
Own your C has one commercial featuring someone dressed up as some sort of woodland creature leading school children in a dance, that's it, and then it ends.
What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Pay attention to what is going on with you and not with your neighbor/sibling/etc
At dinner you are fighting with your sisters/brothers and your parents say - gap in your own plate - stop paying attention to what others are doing