Digging your own grave

Getting one's self into serious trouble, especially when doing something bad or not what you're supposed to do.

"I'm gonna go and egg that guy's house."
Careful, man. You're digging your own grave doing shit like that.

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toot your own horn

to point out positive truths about oneself

khortsarethenewjorts: partyczar, you toot your own horn when you use the catchphrase, "i'm awesome."

partyczar: fact.

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fugitive in his own kingdom

A king who has been accused of Treason.

King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.

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A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy are dillusional and are not that great

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listened. You are a legend in your own shower.

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

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Own your C

The strangest series of commercials in the world, that accomplish nothing more than making viewing think "wtf?"

Own your C has one commercial featuring someone dressed up as some sort of woodland creature leading school children in a dance, that's it, and then it ends.

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kg owns you

A famous runescape character who is the best pker that owns.
The best pker in a game called runescape that owns your ass}.

Kg Owns You is the best pker in a game called runescape.

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Sip your own lean

Basically meaning mind your own buisiness

-Whatcha doin bruh
-Nothing b, sip your own lean