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An alternative way to win an argument besides using two camels in a tiny car
By Ray William Johnson
Pepsi is better!" "No, Coke is better!" "Pepsi! Pancake mix! You lost."
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An oft ignored sexual position where the man lies on his back with the woman on top lying with her back on his chest. Hippies used to refer to this position as the stargazer.
I had an all-night sex marathon with this chick and we finished it up in the morning with a banana pancake.
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Essentially skin flaps with nipples. Most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and African street hookers.
Like an old mans nutsack, the African street hooker's pancake tits sagged to her knees and occasionally scraped the ground.
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latin: Botolph Crustum
Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.
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A guy shits on somebody while they are asleep, uses his ass to make it flat like a pancake, then jizzes on it to represent powdered sugar and syrup.
"Dude, Jake passed out and I gave him a Boston Pancake! He was pissed"
"Man, you are just wrong..."
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Incarnation of pure evil, in the form of pancakes. These evil cakes are secretly planing world domination as we speak, be prepared to fight!!! Also known as The Dreaded Butter Flakes
Run The Pancakes of Doom are coming!!!
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the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.
Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.
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