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A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.
"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."
"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"
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From A Geico commercial:
Maxwell: "Pay my bill."
Geico App: "Your account is already paid in full."
Maxwell: "Well in that case, back to vacation mode."
(Techno Beat): Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...etc.
Sitting In A Beach Chair On Vacation...:Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...
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A pair of pants that are so tight one can see the outline of the penis inside the pants.
"Mike, why are you wearing those dick pants? It doesn't look too great with your schmedium shirt".
"Party in Pant" is an experimental comedy band that was formed by two idiotic friends on January 11th, 2020. Their "songs" consist of toilet humor, dark humor/dirty humor, and ironic titles and music all for comedic effect. The band's members are "Caveman," "Not Caveman," and the newest member "Crusader" (They all go by nicknames). Caveman is the lead vocalist who often coughs, moans, or rambles into the microphone. Not Caveman is the guitarist, background vocalist, keyboardist, and occasional drummer (basically he does most of the music shit) and Crusader is the main drummer but they all occasionally switch instuments for no reason.
"Did you hear the new Party in Pant song?"
"Yeah! It was...something...else."
Slang term for a penis originating in Dundee, MI
"I'm gonna pull out my pants pistol and fire my love bullets on your bitches face."
(adj.) The state of being in which one finds themselves broke, drunk and loitering on the front porch of local store in a Bush Alaska community. Totally, completely, utterly...F'd in the pants!
Ughhhh. my biographical poet paper is "f'd in the pants!"
Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.
Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.