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When a female is giving a male head she quietly and unexpectedly licks her index finger and shoves it up the males rectum. ITs a horrible, unfortunate event that the male could have seen coming, had he took the whole picture into perspective.
Kevin screamed in anquish after Misty gave him a pearl harbor.
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when you tit-fuck a hot momma, and blow your load on her chest so it looks like pearls around her neck
Guy: Yo, you got one fine face, I could see my pearl necklace around it now
Girl: Then why don't you come to my place tonight and we can see what it'd really look like.
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1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.
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When you jerk off and come in your belly button.
Jim made a perfect pearl harbour with his come.
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an eyesocket that has been skull-fucked to the point that the eyeball has popped out and been replaced by the ejaculate
I gave that bitch a pearl eyesocket.
If you don't shape up, I'm gonna give you a pearl eyesocket.
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90's grunge band that's as good as sex.
Bf: That was some good sex!
Gf: Was like listening to Pearl Jam! Mmmmm....
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My Asian girlfriend creamed when I tickled her Oriental Pearl
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