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A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...
A decorated wooden stick with lead or graphite inside of it used to write.
I sharpened my broken pencil.
Something that everyone has a ton of in the beginning of the school year, then has none at the end. Some people hold contests to see who can keep a pencil the longest. If you give someone a pencil to "borrow" you won't get it back.
Guy who sits behind you: "Hey, can I borrow a pencil? I'll give it back to you later."
You: "I can't dude, I only have one more and it's because I picked it up on the desk."
A sharp object used to gouge out eyes. It is also rarely used to write on paper. Get yourself a mechanical one it works far better.
Grab a pencil and get to work.
a common tool used to finger woman in their genitalia and make their cum come out gray because of the lead
YO I GAVE UR MOM THE PENCIL LAST NIGHT ooOooOoOoOo
1. the fresh shavings of a pencil
2. the pubes of a skinny person
*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
Rightfully Emily’s
“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”