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A subsequent man with a small penis
That kid is a pencil man
When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there
*does the pencil holder*
The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911
a sex position in which the female stands on her head while the male inserts his penis into her rectum then begins to "spin it like a top".
KT got put into the Pencil Grinder position!
Imagine a praying mantis making love to a butterfly.
The one kid who always has an unlimited supply of pencils but wont share, only laugh maniacally when you ask and he denies.
I bet Bernie Sanders was a pencil trawl back in the day.
When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf
Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch
Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.
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A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.
'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'