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A person who is overly obssessed or dedicated to being a "teacher's pet". They are known do everything that is in their means to acheive their goal of being a Teacher's Pet. Most people don't like or want to be a Teacher's Pet, which is a step down from a "Whale of A Teacher's Pet". These people are known to excessively (even more then a normal "Teacher's Pet") brag and kiss up to the teacher. They obsess over getting a 4.0 and may even come up with retarded nicknames for themselves, like "PowerHouse".
These type of people do not accept no for an answer. If they want extra credit, there is no other option then just giving it to them. They act all nice, but really they're jerks. They like to brag about nothing and make up stories just to make themselves look good. They can be bold at times, but when told off, they become scared and have no clue what to do. But, most the time they are just given what they want because people don't know how to react to their smugness.
Whale of a Teacher's Pet: whoa. I could get into any college I want. I deserve a 5.0, not a 4.0.
Teacher: oh,alright. I'll just take your college tuition out of my paycheck. I may have to sell my house, but I'd do anything for you.
Whale: now that sounds better. I knew you'd comply with me.
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Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
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what a guy calls his penis.
some pet names for genitalia are giant one eyed monster, johnson, mini me, piece of meat, stick, chickmagnet, pecker, woody, my third leg, etc.
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An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
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The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
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Someone who gains sexual gratification from inserting small animals (e.g. hamsters) up their anus
The pet shop boys had used up their supply of rodents, so went looking for more
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When a female requests a male to rub her pussy to get her aroused. The female has not shaven in forever, leaving a big bush, or chinchilla
Sebastian: Yo, i was with Marina last night and you will never guess what she askes me to do.
Jahleel: What?
Sebastian: She said," I think you should Pet my chinchilla."
Jahleel: EWWWWW BIT!!!! I told you that bitch was nasty.
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